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Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21204) - you deserved it (7763)

On 10/30/2011 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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Ydi who buys pumpkins when people leave them out on there porch for free

#4 - On 10/30/2011 at 2:06pm by qazaq

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Like a boss. Wait..nevermind.

#6 - On 10/30/2011 at 2:07pm by gleniatorixx

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