By makehimscrubit - 14/09/2016 03:18 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
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Welshite 39

I do this. I have printouts of my least favorite people, and try my best to hit them. Unfortunately, I made a mistake and learned after the first dozen times to tape the pictures to the /inside/ of the lid.

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Tripartita 44

"…they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with /urine/ when they /pee/." The specificity is appreciated, OP. Otherwise, I would've assumed they used squirt-guns filled with Gatorade to hit targets while they peed.

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Welshite 39

I do this. I have printouts of my least favorite people, and try my best to hit them. Unfortunately, I made a mistake and learned after the first dozen times to tape the pictures to the /inside/ of the lid.

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Tripartita 44

Oh man, I'm starting to regret sending you that selfie you requested…

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Welshite 39

It's okay, Trip. I made copies so I just replace your photo daily. I'm hygienic!

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Tripartita 44

Well, that's a load off my mind. Hey, I just realized why you were so intent on me having my mouth open in the photo! Dandy…

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laxdude101 13

A mans worthiness can be measured by his accuracy and range

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Welshite 39

What does it mean if the dribble splits into three? I'm asking for a...friend.

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ham814 8

lets not forget the altitude can also be inpressive

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ronbach 8

if all three streams make it into the bowl your good, your accuracy score is still 100% its when the one stream flys off at a 90° angle and nails the shower curtin... no good man.

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Le_ponderer 14

Do as your username suggests and make them take off the targets too. That is not what water sports means...

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CamBamShamDaMan 26

Well at least they don't have shit contests...

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Tripartita 44

"…they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with /urine/ when they /pee/." The specificity is appreciated, OP. Otherwise, I would've assumed they used squirt-guns filled with Gatorade to hit targets while they peed.

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RichardPencil 30

Are you upset that your husband is not letting your son win? Or do you want him to beat the kid to show how the world really works?

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