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@OP... How is this an FML? "Today, not many people in my area participated in trick or treating. FML." Fuck you and your pussy weak FMLs.


Agreed, #30. OP, just get the sand out of your pussy, eat the damn candy, and go on with your fucking life.


It could be an FML for many reasons. One, the OP could be diabetic and cannot just eat the candy. Two, fifteen bags of candy is fifteen bags of candy, which, if I'm not mistaken, is a fucking lot of candy. The OP could not like candy. The OP could be outside of their teens or early twenties, and simply do not want to eat that much candy, as someone younger might do. Maybe they don't have anyone to share it with. I, personally, hate having so much Halloween candy, it lasts until Christmas. Plus,


The OP may not necessarily be from France, as all mobile submitted FMLs automatically have that as their location, as we are unable to identify theirs. This should be fixed eventually.


Look on the bright side. You now have enough leftover candy to make that fat kid down the block your slave.

they probably thought you was a pedophile sitting outside waiting for kids with candy and why buy 15 bags? at least theres more for you

By  Jam33

i think its your fault you posted this at 6:45 they come around7:45 and if they didn't than you must be a scary person for little kids not wanting candy


The OP lives in France; it says so right under the FML. It's 1:40 AM there right now... Doubt any trick-or-treaters are still coming around.

You must be that one weird neighbor that everyone has, that they do their best to avoid, and who parents tell their kids not to go near... Yup! Sucks for you!

It probably has more to do with the street you live on, rather than you. I remember a few years ago, my buds and I went down a street no one bothered trying out and everyone just pretty much dumped the bowls of candy into our bags cause we were the ONLY ToTers they got and they wanted to go to bed. (Elderly part of the neighborhood) One awesome dude even had KING SIZED candybars!!

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