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Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27878) - you deserved it (2742)

On 10/03/2011 at 1:58pm - misc - by Username - United States

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In Texas we have those all the time. Had one in my bathroom this morning.

#1 - On 10/03/2011 at 5:45pm by Calen5556

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Again?? Shouldn't this problem have been prevented from happening after the first time?

#4 - On 10/03/2011 at 5:45pm by Bea_FaCurtains

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