Creepy

By Username - 03/10/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML
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Calen5556 0

In Texas we have those all the time. Had one in my bathroom this morning.

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Ferretface 13

40- I'm closer to the appetizer portion of Texas myself.

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brianjman14 22

Shit. I'd be so scared to just be there. I probably wouldn't come back until she found the scorpion.

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perdix 29

Did it rock you like a hurricane? What kind of lease agreement lets you keep aging German rockers as pets? My apartment building only allows us to keep aging French ******, but only with a $500 syphilis deposit.

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ikickgingers 15

I was trying to work in winds of change but couldn't. Pdix, ftw.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Came here to say this. You win one internets for today

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Zaffro 8

Pour alcohol on them anything 40% up should do the trick. They sting themselves to death.

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ikickgingers 15

When my dad was stationed in Texas they were everywhere, sometimes they'd hide in his pack :/ this is why I love ny and it's nine months of winter.

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scuba113 2

Hahaha that's funny I just lost one of my tarantulas this morning too and still can't find it

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corje20 0

the bigger the better small ones r more dangerous than the larger ones but still b careful.

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