Creepy

By Username - 03/10/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML
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Calen5556 0

In Texas we have those all the time. Had one in my bathroom this morning.

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Ferretface 13

40- I'm closer to the appetizer portion of Texas myself.

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blacksswan 10

I would seriously sleep in the car. I feel sorry for you, hopefully you find it.

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swinglifeaway123 8

Stuck to the back of your shirt the whole time. That'd be funny.

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metallicshadow 16

get a honey badger, honey badger aint scared of no scorpion, honey badger eats the shit out of the scorpion

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music87 14

But then they would have a loose badger to catch. LoL

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MarioDragon 14

I'd drop some cyanide on it or something to kill it and they'd never know.

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eeppiicc 8

Again... So this isn't the first time.

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MEXIKANO 0

KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE..when you find it

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Apexflash 1

what did you expect from living with someone who owns pet scorpions

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bmar97 5

Ew your roommate is a freak who has pet scropions u less you are in a since classroom

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lionlvr 9

She's not a freak. I love scorpions, and it would be cool to have one. Don't insult someone before you know how to spell.

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sicnesses 6

Well that's *puts on sunglasses* .....very....umm..... *takes off sunglasses* You should probably move out

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