Creepy

By Username - 03/10/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML
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Calen5556 0

In Texas we have those all the time. Had one in my bathroom this morning.

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Ferretface 13

40- I'm closer to the appetizer portion of Texas myself.

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mariilene 3

WARNING: They do play dead.

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iFit21 2

I would start to cry. I'm deathly terrified of scorpions >_

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Lorysa 11

For what it's worth, if it's one of the friendlier ones that are okay as pets, like an Emperor scorpion, then he probably won't even want to sting you. For things that look like spider-lobster abominations, they're actually kind of cute in their own way... but FYL if you have to sleep knowing that thing is running around! Check your shoes before you put them on...

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RockstarRN 10

They aren't that bad. Try living in Arizona! It's a common problem ;))

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smoqueedallday 0

Sucks for u dude

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Epic_Fail911 15

one creepy roommate you have.. hope you are still alive though

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Bloxygen 0

I love how the OP says again, as if it's a regular occurrence :P

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lionlvr 9

Cool. I love scorpions. But I'd be pretty freaked out to sleep in there though.

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CoverBoy 14

Tell her the punishment is a night with you if she does it again.

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