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Today, I went to the movies. I was seated next to a woman who talked through the film and said: "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29837) - you deserved it (2494)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Sometimes you just gotta smack a ho

#2 - On 08/20/2011 at 1:18pm by THEKAISER

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The monkeys arnt even cute in that movie? Their creepy! And evil!

#1 - On 08/20/2011 at 1:18pm by chiddy_bang71

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