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Today, I went to the movies. I was seated next to a woman who talked through the film and said: "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25758) - you deserved it (1812)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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