Where is she now?

By RensM - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I went to the movies. I was sat next to a woman who talked through the film and said, "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML
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Top comments

THEKAISER 4

Sometimes you just gotta smack a ho

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chiddy_bang71 0

The monkeys arnt even cute in that movie? Their creepy! And evil!

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Comments

alex6946 10

That movie has made me paranoid about monkeys... O_O

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JohnsonNavinR 4

Humans are also primates.

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zowieandzander77 1

" you were seated" ??? Movies don't have assigned seating. Move next time.

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YayFlameWarz 9

Actually they do :/ you buy your ticket and reserve seats. It's to help big groups stay together

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waileybeem1994 1

You can't just move there is a thing called "full seats" and getting stuck in a crappy one.

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EnterNameHere001 5

Most European theaters do to my knowledge.

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wonderboy84 0

Someone should throw her ass in a cage with a monkey and see if she still says awwww

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Lawbynature 0

Is there no moving or asking her to move?

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crazyrainbow 0

wow that would be annoying, should have moved seats...duh

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icic6772 0

Did she say aww whenever a monkey brutally murdered someone?

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badwolfbluebox 7

you shouldve said " I'm gonna bring it on like Donkey Kong!!!!"

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