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Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
I bet your cat is secretly a hired assassin.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 28 November 2013