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Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to tell me. FML


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On 02/09/2010 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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come on, give him a break. It's kinda different when it's a freaking hamster.

#4 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:06am by Cupcaken

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he knows the hamster won't make a big deal out of it.

#6 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:07am by maskedman

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