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Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to tell me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15612) - you deserved it (3544)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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