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Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55605) - you deserved it (19665)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by fmlsrsly (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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