Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at the mall, kissing another man. His partner got up and went to the bathroom, so I went up to my ex. I told him I didn't know he was gay, and he just smiled politely. Then his partner came out and I recognized him as my current boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (51702) - you totally deserved it (4343)
On 08/20/2009 at 2:45pm - love - by Lil (woman) - United States (Michigan)
(-2)maybe you just look like a guy and thats what attracts them. D: sorry, FYL!
#8 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:30pm by kristenlee
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i find this to be complete bullshit.. just becasue theres soo many other fmls like this... ACTALLY HAVE AN FML OR AT LEAST MAKE SOMETHING UP THAT HASNT BEEN DONE BEFORE ,, so pretty much ydi for being an uncreative bitch
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im not saying one person can experience this but ive seen fmls with the boyfriend- gay making out with brother or in this case ex- boyfriend, a bunch of times. and for you people who say i read fml all the time and this hasnt been on for a while. just moderate , i think last night alone saw 4 of these. and they have been all over the place. so shut your mouth when your trying to argue with me
(0)yeah i do kinda have to agree maybe the op isnt making it up but then again theres been a lot of these what are the chances both guys you just dated are gay and go out with each other. just doesnt seem so out of the blue that hes gay and what not. not saying ur faking but not saying its not possible either.
#92 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:17pm by Entity4Infinity
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Dang girl.
That must be some unimaginably sorry, nasty stuff you got if it turns straight men gay.
Who said a person is born gay? All it takes is hooking up with an OP like this.
(+1)#85 If you only see them while moderating, then there's a low chance this is copied.
#122 Go fuck yourself. Just because.
#138 - On 08/21/2009 at 11:02am by ReasonsToFly
(0)wow man. take a fucking chill pill, its not our fault your addicted to fml and get tired of reading the same shit, just because it happens to multiple ppl doesnt make it any less bad for that person.
btw you dont need to bother replying, because i wont be checking back to see what rude thing youve said =]
(0)So what you're saying is that you have to be somewhat creative for this to happen to you?
How retarded are you? This can happen to anybody, idiot.
#196 - On 07/19/2010 at 7:45pm by _screwthis
(+1)That's what I was about to say... hahaha.
Her gaydar's wayyy broken.
#20 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:40pm by kindofgocrazy
(+1)wow that sucks...choose a better guy next time. or make sure to "check his background" x.x
#73 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:24pm by inconvienentgurl
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Apparently you're so ugly you actually change sexual preferences. Get help, in the form of a hammer to the face.
#10 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:31pm by pickwick716
(0)You can't "turn" someone gay. That's stupid. You don't choose who you're attracted to. For example, I happen to like guys with brown hair and brown eyes who are at least 6 feet tall. Can I help that? No. People who think being gay is a choice or the result of some environmental factor are the reason why there is so much prejudice against homosexuals and why they have been discriminated against for millennia, being ostracized, imprisoned, even killed just for being who God made them.
#162 - On 08/23/2009 at 7:42pm by marissajean42
(0)I don't know... When I was in HS my friend's bf and I started getting together. Being gay wasn't ok then so it was a secrect. One day it all came out.... it was a mess, but this shit does happen!
(+2)im callin fake on this ive heard a million of these "i found my ex with my current bf/gf doing something wierd" fml's lately
#13 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:33pm by luvs2splooge42
(0)I think from now on when you find a guy who dresses well, has emotions, loves Barbara Streisand, and listens to U2 you should look the other way...
(0)Excuse me??? My grandfather LOVES Barbra and he's anything but gay. In fact he's practically homophobic. And anyone who DOESN'T love U2 has something wrong in the head. Think before you stereotype!
#163 - On 08/23/2009 at 7:43pm by marissajean42
(0)Homophobia may mean he is suppressing sexual desires towards the same sex. Depends on what type of homophobia though.
I know a homosexual that claims homophobia... is cover cause he wouldn't be able to deal with people knowing he is gay.
(0)that sucks =( FYL....so sorry....i wonder how awkward that must have been =S
#17 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:37pm by inkedshadow
(+1)my jaw actually dropped at this one. You must like the feminine guys. Maybe your gay? not trying to be mean at all..
#18 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:38pm by katiefershady
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Stop dating. You're actually turning guys gay. You must really suck in bed.
(+1)At least he was cheating on someone with a dick, that makes it easier.
#22 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:42pm by genius_man16
(0)woo threesome! you know how hard it is to find a guy who would be up for it with another guy and you? its really hard.
#31 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:57pm by skittleface
(0)LOL, maybe its something u do that makes em go gay, either way its kinda hott
u should def. think about switching to "the other side" LOL
#41 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:09pm by breadymills
(+1)you make people gay...jk
wow that really sucks though
#44 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:15pm by DevineLegacy
(0)Consider this: perhaps she is so incredibly smoking hot that she is capable of making gay men question THEIR sexuality.
I need pictures of this woman... NOW.
(0)ROFLMMFAO.....UH...No! She picks gay guys. Women, if he likes to shop with you, doesn't watch any kind of sports and is always saying complimentary things about your mother, check his boxers! Dime to a dollar the skid marks are in the wrong place. She totally deserved it.
(+2)Um, kay.
I'm a fifteen-year-old girl and I definitely would not have that opinion of myself if I was single -- which I am currently.
And before you go all, "oh, well you just not be pretty/the boys must not like you", I have been in plenty of relationships. :]
@ OP: that sucks. FYL.
#90 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:04pm by the_commentator
(0)That actually makes sense, but for some reason, women who are single and over the age of 18 seem to be less focused on relationships and on more important things like work, school, things of that nature.
I don't see the need to validate my existence through another individual, so I just stay single, and I have no problem with it.
Also, FYL that does suck, but hell I have a shitty gaydar too. That's why I have an exorbitant amount of gay male friends. Maybe you should ask guys before you go out with them if they are interested in only women.
#133 - On 08/21/2009 at 6:19am by otakumegan
(+1)HAHAHAHA omg i am sorry but i am sure you were NOT waiting for that onee....
#53 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:33pm by Shithappens_123
(0)that story was so hot, i imagined you was also a guy and then later the 2 boyfriends spit-roasted you. mmmm i just had a good wank :P thanks
(+1)everybody makes FMLs about their boyfriends cheating on them with their ex.
#56 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:36pm by triplethreat13
(+1)if you are finding a number of gay "boyfriends", then maybe something is wrong with your selection process.
#57 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:37pm by fastcared
(0)You have an innate attraction to unbelievably attractive guys. If they have impeccably good hygiene, soft hands, wear fancy clothes, and get their hair done at a salon, they're GAY. You have terrible gaydar.
Was he hot? Apparently you thought so.
(0)if your that ugly you make men go gay i say MAN THE HARPOONS!!
#60 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:42pm by spamtastic404
(+2)Perhaps the guys you pick don't realize they're gay and they're simply trying to figure themselves out... and you're caught in the middle of it?
Either way, sorry. Sucks.
#62 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:46pm by monster_tamer
(+1)Maybe your latest boyfriend only dated you to find out more about your ex-boyfriend.
...or you just turn men gay.
#63 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:49pm by GetDOnV
(0)daaamn, you turned not one, but two guys queer? you must be naaaasty.
#67 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:03pm by trip_toke_thrash
(0)I wasn't really impressed by this FML until that last little bit. Talk about AWKWARDDDDDD. Like, what do you say, "oh (your boyfriend's name), I see you met my ex." Uhhhhh.
#71 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:17pm by avoidthegirl
(+3)You should start a gay dating service, where you get paid to hook gay men up with each other. In other words, you should get paid for your obvious natural talent.
Your two ex-boyfriends could make a commercial for you saying "we would have never met if it wasn't for her! And now we're so happy! And GAY!"
(+1)@ gothere: you should really get a life. if that site was remotely decent, wed be on that site instead.
#75 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:48pm by epicwinmaster
(0):O cool :D are they hot? ;D Maybe i could see the pics if you got any XP Nah just messin with yah :o .......although I would like to see some evedence of the kiss.........for you know proof :D XD nah i shouldnt tease you like that but look at it this way if they ever somehow are able to get hitched you might get invited :D ok ok im done now.... Maybe you should wear dresses and lipstick or get bigger boobs... XD ok that was mean of me but maybe you look too guyish? I can dress like a guy cuz no matter what ppl know im a girl. anywho be happy cuz their GAY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA XD get it? gay/happy and their.....you dont get it.........? Bad joke i know~~~~ but couldnt help it (Dont hurt me~~~ Im too cute XP Not really~~ I dont care how i look~) Man i must seem retarted to you cuz oh well~~ Im hyper thats just how i am :D
#77 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:49pm by girlwhoactshigh
(0)just take comfort in the fact that if you get a 3rd boyfriend, you're helping your exes into a threesome.
#83 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:21pm by CandiApple
(0)same thing happened to my friend. they had a threesome. just a suggestion.
#84 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:29pm by tiny_hyna69
(0)now i shall be like latinoheat since she has obviously not noticed and since shes so into clay aiken this is right up her ally so here it goes....... YDI for not dating Clay Aiken and not hooking him up with both of your boyfriends at the same time (how was that =p)
(0)HAHAHAHAHA This is hilarious! Either your GAYDAR needs replaced or you have knack for scaring men away from women.
(0)I nearly shat myself from laughing so hard.
Wow.
What are the chances, huh?
Still hot though, LOL.
#93 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:21pm by magneticcheese
(+2)You seem to have a supernatural ability to turn guys gay. Hmm, you might be of use to me.
Would you mind dating a couple of my guy friends?
(0)BWAHAHAHAHA
You're so lousy in the sack you turn guys gay.
#100 - On 08/21/2009 at 12:00am by midwestjerk
(0)I immediatly thought "Are you sure you aren't turning them gay?" then saw the first comment, making my commenting that pointless except to point out I thought it to and......
I'll just shut up now.
#106 - On 08/21/2009 at 12:27am by Brooklynxman
(0)That's so wrong that your boyfriend is cheating on you. Dump him and try to pick better guys in the future.
(0)dspadres- U2 is AWESOME... just cuz guys listen to U2 doesnt mean that theyre gay... ignorant dumbass...
#115 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:30am by Nacirema20
(0)k.lol @#55... and can comeone please kill @#77 please. she should never be allowed access to the net forever.
#118 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:35am by miscanon
(0)Oh your one of those, a gay maker. Stop dating guys and they'll stop turning gay. I recommend celibacy.
(0)Ugh, there have been so many 'my boyfriend turned out to be gay and in a relationship with my ex-boyfriend/brother/whatever' that they're just not funny anymore.
(0)Guys, stop saying that she turned him gay. He could be bi did that ever occur to you.
#128 - On 08/21/2009 at 4:08am by Level27chick04
(0)YDI. i hate girls who go out with gay guys. it's obvious to everyone but them that their bf is gay.
(0)FAKE! And the way it was told sounds fake!!
or maybe you look manlish enough to attract gays )) haha
(0)"You da gay-maker."
Sorry, but it had to be said.
I don't even remember where I heard that from.
#141 - On 08/21/2009 at 11:37am by YourLittleSpies
(0)this is so retarded. why do people have to keep saying FAKE!
#142 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:05pm by whoababy55
(0)Um, fake. How is it that you would recognize your ex and not your current?
#144 - On 08/21/2009 at 3:10pm by slightlyfuched
(0)wow, you must be a shitty girlfriend. stop turning all the men gay
#146 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:29pm by aaaaa12345
(0)HAHAHAHAH HAHAH AHA HA
DANNNNGGGGG!. THAT SUCKS!.
BUT IT MADE MY DAY!.
SORRY. THAT SUCKS. FYL.
#147 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:45pm by veggiebre93
(0)Sounds like your boyfriend is the kind of bisexual that is bi because they have a sex OVERdrive!
Can I get a whoop whoop?
#153 - On 08/21/2009 at 9:43pm by DameGreyWulf
(0)If this were true it would be the greatest FML ever.
#154 - On 08/22/2009 at 1:03am by cowinvasion
(0)people would you please stop fucking each other just because ?! who the fuck cares this is fake or not, can't you see ? this poor soul brought up her story to our attention so we can rip on her and say how incredibly fucked up her life is. we should all be grateful and hug.
as for you poor victim of this freaggin funny situation...you might be a lesbian o.O
#156 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:59am by jstasilentscream
(0)HAHAHAHAHAHA !!
Oh God !
That is just horrible man .
FYI.
#159 - On 08/23/2009 at 1:50am by _Oh_My_God_
(0)furthermore you're NOT excused. You are suspiciously intimate with your grandfather. I would like to jam a stick up your grandfathers rectum and beat you to death with him before putting you both in a woodchipper, making your remains into a penis shape, pouring kerosine over it, setting it on fire and pissing on it before pouring it into a bottle of moonshine to give to a hobo to drink, wait for him to piss it out and spray it into your fathers eyes before stabbing him with a rusty syringe for giving birth to such a stupid little spack.
(0)lolsz....thats actually really amazing....i mean wat a coincidence...wat r the odds????itssad tho...2 gay boyfriends...in a row......life is just a bitch for u!!
(0)Wow, weird. Why must all the cute ones be gay? D:
#179 - On 09/06/2009 at 8:33pm by yumfrenchtoast
(0)wtf thats sorta happened to me. i was dumped for another girl. she went through bfs like socks though. whereabouts in michigan do u live?
#181 - On 09/16/2009 at 5:46pm by OnimeAkuma
(0)well fyl. looks like ur so fucking nasty you turn men gay. and yes it does happen... read this fucking story.
(0)OMG hahahahahahaha i'm sorry but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH your ex must really hate you for doing something like that HAHAHAHAHAHAH....
#189 - On 03/09/2010 at 11:48am by XsereniteX
(0)YDI you didnt turn one guy gay but two, maybe you should work your skills on lesbian so there will be more striaght girls for the men you havent dated
(0)Um, You're so amazing that after you no other girl could compare but rather than being alone they turn to guys?
