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Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33642) - you deserved it (8074)

On 07/03/2009 at 7:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Greedy little asshat, you are probably better off without him since he obviously values money over a relationship, honor, self-respect... etc.

Look on the bright side. He'll probably catch a whole host of sexually transmitted diseases if he sleeps with her and considering she is off craigslist, he's taking a huge risk.

#9 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:40am by ParadoxEngine

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thatts fucking bulllllshit

#1 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:28am by effmailayfe11

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