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Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walks up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then says: "Could you hold me my drink?" and goes to dance with another girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52941) - you deserved it (3733)

On 06/07/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

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Did you tell him "...........No" ?

#6 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:14am by catacombhome

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Wait. "Hold me my drink?" What the hell?

If he seriously said that, you are so much better off, it's not even funny.

#11 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:22am by redbluegreen

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