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I guess I'm trying to figure out how so many panties ended up in such an odd spot. Not once have my partner's ended up behind the bed. In my experience, clothes usually end up next to the bed (or in it). Who throws things backwards? (That's a serious question...I want to know if this happens to anyone else.)

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No, that's never happened to me. Usually me and my boyfriend throw our clothing on the sides of the bed or at the foot of the bed. We've never thrown it behind us.

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If you had lost another pair back there and never noticed, what's to say they weren't from a relationship years before he met you? How often do you really think it gets cleaned back there?

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this just makes no sense. wtf? OP-it's "fiance" since you're referring to a guy... but anyways, that really sucks and i'm sorry that happened. at least you hadn't married him yet.

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Maybe he stripped her and through the clothes over her shoulder- That's what I do as I like the Turkish way of having sex- a lot more romantic. And a lot more... pornographic.

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I love the word panties, it's/they're sexy ;) and the right pair with the right woman makes a work of art, truly.

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They weren't his. The fiancee is a woman. If she were engaged to a man, she would have said "fiance". So I figure, they could easily be the fiancee's.

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Completely agree. Panties is the nastiest word ever. It's the sort of thing a dirty old man would whisper as he furiously masturbates into a sock to the thought of schoolgirls... I feel dirty just typing it.

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wtf is wrong with panties? You guys are weird. I usually just say underwear, but really? "Panties is a creepy word" do you realize how ridiculous that sounds? also: Britches.

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Anddd you're smarttt becauseee you add a tonnn of lettersssssss to your wordssss. Yep.. Took twice as long to type that than something actually literarily correct.

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hmmm... they may have been your fiancee's, seeing as a fiancee is a female. I think you might have meant to call him your fiance? Might wanna get that figured out.

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I'm glad someone else caught this! Don't lots of people take French in high school? It can be useful sometimes, folks.

I call bullshit. There was one exactly like this not to long ago. The only difference was the guy picked up the wrong pair.

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And we all know there's no such thing as similar occurrences. Everything on earth only happens once, and every time you hear another story similar to it, it's gotta be fake. Right.

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