The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 194
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Same thing different taste

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Wait. "Hold me my drink?" What the hell? If he seriously said that, you are so much better off, it's not even funny.

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That sucks. That's happened to me a while back in different ways, not at dances neccesarily but picking partners for junior HS projects and stuff like that, it seemed atleast 50% of the time I was the odd man out. That being said, usually you bring that upon yourself by not mingling with people enough and not becoming part of the action..but after the damage is done you should have either left and found something to do, or gotten trashed and passed out on a table or something to cope with the embarassment, thats probably what I'd do :P

PistachioNut94 0

hold me my drink. hahahaha

supra97_fml 0

hey, guys are shy too. we dont know how you girls will react to us. some of us are deathly afraid of rejection, like me. its the 21st century. girls can ask guys too. god damn it...

lmatfo at 11. i thought the same thing. clearly you don't want someone who can't even speak intelligible english.

C3PO_fml 0

He probably was going to ask you but then at the last second he probably choked up and changed his mind and the best thing he could come up with on why he came over is to hold the drink.

flex_able 0

stop waiting for a guy to ask... step up woman...

0hh_snap 0

I would've thrown it in his face. You wouldn't be the only one not dancing then.

Dont worry, that happens. But if I were u, i wouldve sed "no prob" to that guy and spill the drink down his pants.

elefant11 0

Haha, I would have taken it and then thrown it at him and the girl. Women shouldn't be disrespected like that, even if you didn't know him.

71 & 72 stompyogranma: The same insult is always funnier the second time you post it. ALL THE BEST, OP! =)