Dance, Party and Love: The Lady in Red

The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 194

You deserved it 3 913

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 008

You deserved it 5 904

By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 510

You deserved it 4 371

By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 991

You deserved it 7 253

It wasn't me

By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 553

You deserved it 3 044

By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 360

You deserved it 6 901

By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 713

You deserved it 9 620

By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 690

You deserved it 5 919

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 493

You deserved it 5 012

Rush

By Embarassedd - 26/11/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 804

You deserved it 4 444

Best night out ever

By Dopeydancer - 08/09/2009 13:12 - United Kingdom

Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 203

You deserved it 13 062

catacombhome 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:14

Did you tell him "...........No" ?

redbluegreen 40

Monday 8 June 2009 9:22

Wait. "Hold me my drink?" What the hell? If he seriously said that, you are so much better off, it's not even funny.

Comments

jimbo74 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:43

That was smooth. On his part, I mean. You really should have Chuck-Norris-roundhouse-kicked him in the throat or something. Slightly similar story- I'm at a local club, hanging with this kinda drunk gal who was talkin' to me at the bar. At some point, she wanders off to go to the ladies' room, and after a few minutes I see her on the dance floor with another dude while I'm at the table babysitting her drink and fat friend. Her DRINK, unfairly enough, bore my full wrath. The point? Assuming roundhouse kicks to be outside of your expertise, the next best thing is often the satisfaction of pissing in someone's drink....

irrelevantxx 0

Monday 8 June 2009 17:23

Me my drink? wtf? Learn how to spell/use correct grammar. FYL.

kaykay10xo 0

Monday 8 June 2009 17:46

Mabey there was an odd# of people..?

xohxbrittanyrae 0

Monday 8 June 2009 17:56

2 has a heart (:

imkendra 0

Monday 8 June 2009 18:09

To those who are saying YDI or some equivalent because she might be ugly, I'm pretty sure that none of us chose our looks and that *IF* she is not physically attractive, it's hardly her fault. There's only so much exercise and makeup can do. It's luck of the draw who gets to be pretty, who gets to be beautiful and who has to be plain or ugly. Regardless, I'm sure there was a table for the guy to put his drink down on. My guess is the OP is well known by the party goers, is in high school, and the guy was just being an ass to her specifically, as high school kids can be when they think someone is below them.

slushpup9696 12

Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:08

Or maybe she had been standing in one spot with a scowl on her face doing nothing. After all, nobody wants to dance with the buzzkill.

Slypig 0

Monday 8 June 2009 18:15

I'd be honored to dance with you...

samanzibar 0

Monday 8 June 2009 18:28

damn, i hope you said no. i wud have drank his drink and said i lost it.

GriefBacon 0

Monday 8 June 2009 18:39

Hopefully you dropped it on his foot and walked away.

IphaiLyf 0

Monday 8 June 2009 18:45

ughhh i hate it when things like that happen.. i hope you said "no thanks and walked away" or spilled it by 'accident' on him.. He deserved that =/

1nicent1 0

Monday 8 June 2009 19:40

This doesn't deserve a YDI or a FYL. This deserves a who cares button. He wasn't being a jackass he just wanted to put his drink away. It would deserve a FYL if he started laughing when he walked away. A YDI if you treated him like garbage earlier. And also if someone says to you "haha, no one danced with you" say "I declined 3 people cause I'm not desperate"