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Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39144) - you deserved it (10836)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

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Now I wonder what her reaction was.

#2 - On 02/09/2014 at 10:10am by mea_iloveskiing

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thats one way to do it i guess

#1 - On 02/09/2014 at 10:10am by killuhand

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