Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML
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Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, and for the past two months, I've been going to the bar with my friends quite regularly because I have a massive crush on the cute bartender. Being quite shy, I asked my friend if he could be my wingman so I could finally talk to her properly. He took her home. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
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mea_iloveskiing 26
Now I wonder what her reaction was.
killuhand 12
thats one way to do it i guess
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Comments (108)
killuhand 12
thats one way to do it i guess
warsun 27
Certainly........ Unique I must say
kangx1 28
We need a follow up!!!
mea_iloveskiing 26
Now I wonder what her reaction was.
FracturedMinds 21
Yeah, this one needs a follow up.
teotsi 28
Could be she got it as a kind of flirting?
kenleybunch 15
I personally would of found it to be kind of cute
supersaladtosser 6
you're cute
buttcramp 21
yeah! OP, if the girl likes you too, she probably thought it was cute!
Honema 16
Why do people do this? Stop it. It sounds very retarded to say of instead of have. And it's not like two more letters are gonna kill you..
FracturedMinds 21
64 I can also agree with.
ShadowSneaker360 16
#64, *going to.
zinoxity 23
73 - The word, "gonna", is a grammatical contraction. Using, "of", instead of, "have", is a complete misuse and incorrect form of the word, "of". The word "of", does not mean the same as, "have". Don't correct someone if you don't know the rules of grammar.
alcoholmage 14
#73 People say "would've" and assume it's written out as "would of", but technically "would have" IS the correct grammar.
mac8080 7
You think grammar is a motherfucking game.
someguy314159265 15
It is a game, and you lost. I am one of the many people who agree that this needs a follow-up.
Vlen_fml 20
assuming it was respectably decent and not a plan to fake-save her life or anything.
thief1434 23
Hey-that's one way to let her know!
kiraleann 16
So...did she say yes?
Enslaved 36
And does she swallow? :P
DippinGrizzly907 27
Nope, she doesn't... xP
Joshwarrior 39
So did it work :P
skeptic54 8
lol. this either worked out really well or really badly
rocker_chick105 31
I mean, if I were the girl, I wouldn't be mad. It's sweet that he put the effort into it, although it sucks that it didn't go as planned.
Enslaved 36
Depends. As long as he wasn't like-- "Yo, yo, yo! Help me hook up with this ho!" (I actually know a guy that talks like this. He's single)
Welshite 39
#21: He'd be awesome at Santa's Workshop.
perdix 29
#6, and where would a three-way rate on your scale?
Aligator67 12
#21, Gee I wonder why :p
silentxninja 13
This made me crack up haha. xD
shaww 28
Sorry OP hope she says yes
sabiyah 7
Whats op mean?
airhead2015 18
Perfect timing.
skyeyez9 24
I am assuming she wasn't interested, otherwise this wouldn't have been an FML. Better luck next time.
Rainhawk94 27
No it's an fml because she overheard him
syki 22
Yeah, but if she overheard and said yes, it would probably be a My Life Is Awesome.
Rainhawk94 27
But we don't know that, cliffhangers!
scooterdude720 19
Well its kind of easier now that she already knows.
tayza249 20
At least now she knows you like her? I hope the OP follows up on this, I'm curious as to how it turned out