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Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36508) - you deserved it (12233)

On 02/01/2014 at 1:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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Axe is cheap. Try some big boy cologne, hm?

#6 - On 02/01/2014 at 8:00pm by Omfgitsmia

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YDI for thinking Axe would actually get you a girl.

#12 - On 02/01/2014 at 8:05pm by pandalover69

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