Clean

By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 18:37 - United States - Cortland

Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15

Axe is cheap. Try some big boy cologne, hm?

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Volcan_fml 22

Seriously, if I met a guy that used nothing but Axe products, my ovaries would recede so far I'd have them for eyeballs.

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skipper2009 18

You do know that stuff REPELS right?

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smrpre 3

By "noticed", do you mean she keeled over and died from the overwhelming stench of overused AXE?

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glabberfasted 16

Oh Jesus. I'm sure the girls noticed you alright. You probably smell like the inside of a department store.

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FML_Elle 17

Axe usually has the opposite effect. It's like a woman repellent. I would switch to a good quality cologne ;)

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ImpracticalJoekr 9

I personally love the Phoenix scent, but come on. If you're going to use it just a quick spray of it is enough, don't literally bathe in it.

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ksks1234 33

You are forgetting the affliction shirt to go with all your axe products. Don't forget to toss out words like swag, yolo, and hashtag. You will get plenty of ladies.

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Ziggy122 15

If you are older than 14, Axe is guaranteed to be a chick repellent.

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