Clean

By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 18:37 - United States - Cortland

Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15

Axe is cheap. Try some big boy cologne, hm?

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Volcan_fml 22

Seriously, if I met a guy that used nothing but Axe products, my ovaries would recede so far I'd have them for eyeballs.

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kelemen 2

Axe is ******* disgusting. No wonder.

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Omniprism 14

Oh sweetie that sounds like its way too much. You should have someone do a sniff test. If the can smell you from five feet away then it's too much. Good luck on finding a girl. I'm thinking you have to do a little more than bathe my dear.

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Big_Pickle 18

Axe is for boys, Old Spice is for men.

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CinderBrick 13

Don't use axe, it makes girls think you're a douchebag

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theBadGuy37 9

Correction: It lets them know you're a douchebag.

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sanecatlady 13

I hate those TV ads for Axe. Some loser puts it on and suddenly he's a chick magnet. Stupid.

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Labrynthian 6

Hahaha what a post. Axe sucks bro.

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