Clean

By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 18:37 - United States - Cortland

Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15

Axe is cheap. Try some big boy cologne, hm?

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Volcan_fml 22

Seriously, if I met a guy that used nothing but Axe products, my ovaries would recede so far I'd have them for eyeballs.

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Shaowolf 17

Start doing fitness and the girls will notice you after several weeks

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HeyTherexxx 21

If all of those are Axe products, isn't that too much Axe? I don't know if it's just me, but the smell is extremely smothering when too much products are all together.

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SheepShoop_fml 20

Me too. There is something they put in their products that I really dislike, and when people put on copious amounts of it it gets nauseating.

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HeyTherexxx 21

Exactly! When my brother uses it and uses too much, I end up tasting it. Axe is okay when you choose one of it (even then it's an iffy), but I'd like to breathe without my nose being assaulted. :

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viper8608 9

you are everything wrong with the world

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emokittyofdoom 18

Perhaps you should work on your personality. Now that you smell nice, that is.

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beaverteaser 16

when cougar goes wrong

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SheepShoop_fml 20

Very few Axe products lack a particularly off-putting chemical smell. They simply use too much oils and scents, and if you are stacking product you'll just end up reeking. If someone is going to fall for you for your smell, it's going to be your natural one. People who smell like shit will smell like shit regardless of what they're using to cover up their stink. You're silly for thinking Axe will be the conversation starter.

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Waredo_Dyrge 11

I'm genuinely surprised this got more FYLs than YDIs. Anyone that uses Axe (especially in huge quantities) deserves grief.

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buttcramp 21

axe products are for Jr high kids, bro. some advice, get something that's still cheap but not so strong like adidas brand

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