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By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 18:37 - United States - Cortland

Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15

Axe is cheap. Try some big boy cologne, hm?

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Volcan_fml 22

Seriously, if I met a guy that used nothing but Axe products, my ovaries would recede so far I'd have them for eyeballs.

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MurphyGallagher 18

I don't understand how females don't notice guys who use Axe. My ex used it A lot... I would always assault him with my nose. Happened before we even started dating and when I hardly knew him.

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Rababco 29

How do you assault someone with your nose, do you hit you him with your nose repeatedly? I find this statement confusing.

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thenewgirl29 20

Ahh yes Axe...The official scent of douche bags worldwide.

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TXFernwoods 26

Axe is awful. Just use something else. Like Dove's Men. Smells better(:

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ninabrown 6

huh, im a girl and axe shampoo helps me attract guys ... well, some of them are geys but ...

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Mynamewontfi 40

Lol really? You atttact gay men as a woman with only smell? I need your secrets, because I must be doing it wrong.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Never use too many Axe products at once. The smell of one axeproduct is strong enough. I only use axe rise up showergel (i really like this one) and use a more neutral deodorant with it. To the people suggesting to switch to dove men care because axe smells bad to them, I disagree. Tried different dove showerproducts myself, but it smelled pretty bad to me. Different people, different opinions. Anyway, you at least attracted someone, OP :)

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jellybeens_fml 16

Swiggity swiggity coming after dat booty

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