Smells like…

By BobsBabe2 - 24/10/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
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saIty 17

Make sure you don't light a lighter.

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iarefatal 9

And may the odors be ever in your favor

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imavelociraptor 6

Just don't let him invite over his friends Katniss Evergreen and Peeta MellOHMYGOSHYOUSTINK!

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Drigr 9

Axe isn't really that bad aside from the bodyspray. None of the shampoos I used were over the top. I bounce between Phoenix and Chocolate bodywash + deodorant and while the bodywash may be a bit strong for the first 10 minutes or so, its still not too bad and the deodorant seems to actually work pretty good.

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chickenflem 8

Been there smelt that. My brother recently gave up all those.

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klol_fml 11

Did he discover it axedentally?

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nogood9 4

Be careful, axe users spray axe on everything from other people to furniture.

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crystalxa 35

My boyfriend is the same way. I can smell him coming from a mile away! Some of them smell really good, but usually they are a little too strong especially when its complete body care!

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saIty 17

Make sure you don't light a lighter.

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gc327072 30

Miners get black lung disease, tools get axehysema.

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Nolonger 11

#2, I think OP should light a lighter....

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melij99 5

For some reason teenage boys love axe products. My brother in law is the same way.

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seriouslythat 6

3 in high school I would hate when guys would spray it in class and everyone walked out smelling like it the smell wouldn't come off :/

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WritingWrongs 8

"Ooh, commercial show pretty women like that stuff. Maybe I wear that stuff, pretty women like me too. Me buy! ME BUY NOW!" (Just read that in a cave man accent.)

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MikeFoxtrot01594 11

at 3 We only use that stuff to cover up even worse smells like football pads that we have gone half a season without washing.

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Poppipuff 14

But do teenage girls love axe products as well ?

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Pyro_Wolf 17

I'm a teenage guy (16) and I hate axe. My friend likes to spray me with his axe body spray to annoy me...

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MormonPornstar 7

Old Spice deodorant and antiperspirant smells great and doesn't make the whole lockeroom choke. Invest

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Sir_Swaggington 6

Old spice reminds me of old dudes. Might just be me though because my grandpa used it.

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MormonPornstar 7

There's 5-6 new scents for the deodorant at least. They're not as Gramp-ish.

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sallyfastcat 2

Replace everything of his with bacon scented shower gel, bacon scented shampoo, and bacon scented body spray. Everything will be ok, OP...I promise.

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imavelociraptor 6

Don't forget to buy a Rottweiler to go with it.

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joep1 7

That smell must be strong. Be prepared for your nostrils and lungs to burn

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ineslovescats 5

Is he aware that girls will not actually go up to him and rub his head like in the commercial?

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sallyfastcat 2

When I read this, I imagined the girls rubbing the guy's head down south. Then I got outraged on why they would air a commercial like that on tv. But then I realized I just had a ****** up dirty mind.

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thursday817 6

God dammit that doesn't actually happen!? What the hell am I to do with all these axe products now?

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imavelociraptor 6

Give them to OP's son maybe?

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xxenforcerxx 4

does it count that some axe sprays get my girlfriend all over me..?

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farkie3 8

44, not really. I mean, I've been drinking the stuff for weeks and it's not done anything for me yet. It must work differently if you're in a relationship.

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xxenforcerxx 4

49. drinking it..? that must taste lovely. nice breathe i suppose

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kotana191 8

and your gonna get to know what each of them smells like. all. at. once.

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kotana191 8

if you get all the same scent, then yes. it does come in different smells ya'know

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spikey818 9

Atleast he will smell good and have ladies all over him right?

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imavelociraptor 6

Awww that's so cute! You think girls like it when guys smell like car freshener for people...

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sissycullen 4

Yeah, because every parent wants the "ladies all over" their 13 year-old son...

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imavelociraptor 6

107- i do not think that word means what you think it means...

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Roguedork19 8

Don't worry op, someday he will grow up and become mature. Then he will use Old Spice.

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BlowinChronic 18

Yeah man, I switched from axe to old spice and it's certainly a change for the better.

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countryrose92 23

This totally cracked me up.

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dino_cookie4 7

I prefer old spice ( Fiji gel ) deodorant , its waayy better than axe .

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184886837272837 32

Old Spice Denali is my personal favorite. I've had many girls come up to me just to tell me that I smell good with it.

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