Today, I found out that even after three years, my boyfriend's mother replies, "Unfortunately" when asked if we are still together. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's mother hung a picture of him and his ex-girlfriend up. We've been together for 3 years now. Guess she really does hate me. FML
Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
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Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
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TyT63 12
unfortunately you have to deal with her
novapine 19
Sorry you have to deal with that.
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novapine 19
Sorry you have to deal with that.
girlrome 19
Yeah. That's unfortunate.
elibel 16
Quite unfortunate.
ChevyRedneck85 13
My fiancee mother does the same thing and we have been together 8 years. So don't feel to bad OP
FangirlingAlways 14
It's horrible that she doesn't like your relationship. At least he stayed with you even though his mom didn't like you, OP.
FracturedMinds 21
I can relate. My boyfriends mother is a bitch. My sympathies. At least she doesn't try to sabotage the relationship.
nutellacat 8
My boyfriends mother also tries to sabotage our relationship -.-
TyT63 12
unfortunately you have to deal with her
colton_colton 50
Well atleast he still loves you
MateRicks 18
Honesty is the best policy.
JtPv 14
The world is built on little white lies.
wehn92 10
This is beyond relevant to me. Except my boyfriends mom is a judgmental church rat! So sorry you deal with that
xerbrus 14
church rat when the **** did that become a term for church goers
jazzy_123 20
I'm sure when she says church rat she's not referring to all church goers. I'm sure we all know that one person that goes to church and acts so religious and yet when you mention someone they dislike they'll be very judgemental... most of my bfs family is like that so I understand #5 and I understand OP as well.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
Why is 5 getting thumbed down? Probably just by all the church rats on fml
wehn92 10
It became one when I mentioned it! Apparently someone gave a **** about that term sorry idc .. And of course I'm sure all these hypocrite judgemental church rats thumbed it down, ask me if I care.. haha no I don't:)
Aspireworks 12
I can't imagine why she wouldn't like you. You seem downright charming!
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
@71 In my opinion, and many modern people's opinion, being disliked by bible losers is something to pride yourself on :)
olpally 32
Bitch, she should be happy that you two are happy together.
Coeliacchic93 21
I can so see my boyfriends family being like this with me. we've been together for almost two years and his nan hates me! when my boyfriends mum asked.him what he wants for his birthday his nan said he should get 'a new girlfriend'
jazzy_123 20
I'm assuming grandma right? my bfs tells him "you're so fat. Its.probably because you eat all that Mexican food!" (I'm Hispanic and he's Asian. It doesn't offend me because, as jacked up as it sounds, she might not be around long enough for me to get to know her like that. So hang in there sweety! :) Hopefully they come around x)
Coeliacchic93 21
yeah it's just another term for.grandma. I called mine granny :-) his is the same with insulting him about his hair or if he hasn't shaved etc she even said he smelled bad once! his stepdad wasn't happy with her. she likes to call me useless and things like that because I'm rather ill but I'm more support to him than she is! talking about food: his family really doesn't like the fact I am a coeliac and that he eats gluten free around me. the thing is he has shown symptoms of coeliac disease and had recently found out he has a problem with his liver so he is going to get tested! they'd go batshit crazy! :-D we are going to start visiting his family more often so they have to just deal with it and see that our relationship is real!
Zeishah 26
As long as the two of you are happy together op, don't let her opinion get to you.
PenguinBitch 43
She's probably jealous your boyfriend is flicking your breast instead of hers.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Ugh, that's disturbing. OP, at least your boyfriend doesn't have an Oedipus complex; that's always a plus! ;D
jazzy_123 20
its disturbing but I found that funny. It was probably the way I said it in my head.
booboohoney 12
This makes me think of that creepy old spice commercial where the moms are following their sons+gf and singing about their boys becoming sexy men
thefastnfuryass 14
That commercial is f**king hilarious!
Hiimhaileypotter 52
That commerical actually was freaky... Something about it just struck me as odd. Maybe it's just me, but it really bothered me. XD