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Today, was my first day as a male cheerleader in an attempt to flirt. The girls were stronger than me and it's now my job to be thrown in the air by girls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43831) - you deserved it (35646)

On 01/05/2014 at 11:16am - love - by give me an F - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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I'll give you a "Y".

I'll give you a "D".

I'll give you an "I".

#5 - On 01/05/2014 at 1:33pm by Welshite

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I'm pretty sure the only reason you're upset about this is because now you can't look up a girl's panties as she's getting lifted by you.

#12 - On 01/05/2014 at 1:37pm by singer0421

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