FML : Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how...

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Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon / Monday 31 January 2011 22:46 / United States

Intimacy

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By xMrAndyTranx | 4

#2031200 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 01:19

why're you complaining now everyone knows you're a great fuck

By furburger | 0

#2031410 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 01:57

Just "liking" it leaves a lot of things in question. Like father, like son? She likes it like that too? She's glad you finally got laid? She's appreciative of your girlfriend's alliteration?

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By xMrAndyTranx | 4

#2031200 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 01:19

why're you complaining now everyone knows you're a great fuck

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2031575 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 03:04

good ol Facebook, destroying relationships since 2004

VinegarStrokes | 0

#2031583 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 03:07

You do realize you can delete wall posts, right? YDI for sure.

VinegarStrokes | 0

#2031632 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 03:20

Obviously. God.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2031650 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 03:00

good ol Facebook, destroying relationships since 2004

chippa | 24

#2031733 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 03:15

He obviously didn't see it immediately after she posted it to his Wall.

chippa | 24

#2031807 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 03:31

Yeah, like, tots obvs, pffft.

BikeAllDay818 | 6

#2032077 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 08:52

true that!!

master_blaster | 0

#2032082 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 07:43

get some? lol

CabZ_fml | 0

#2032086 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 07:50

exactly, more like " F*CK YES ", you probably have a great relationship with your mom too.. so be happy mofacka.

Healtopia | 0

#2032595 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:25

AWKWARD

PattisonDaStud | 0

#2032684 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:53

toats

By Ur1Temptazian | 0

#2031256 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 01:26

Hahaha...that's awesome!!

funktown | 2

#2032172 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 08:52

Facebook is truly idiot proof. Smart girl you got there lol

KVloveBC | 0

#2033060 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 02:50

OP, how come you have your mom on your FB?

Just_Because17 | 0

#2034815 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 02:44

thats exactly what i was thinking!!

CameronJak | 0

#2299108 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 06:09

I guess dogs think alike :D

tamoodielovesmar | 1

#2516939 - Monday 16 May 2011 05:30

ur boobs r hanging out of ur shirt.....no shame *sigh*

subzerojosh | 0

#2551449 - Monday 23 May 2011 07:28

to ugly put a damn shirt on

By chimpsndip | 0

#2031274 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 01:22

Pop goes the weasel

dre_bro11 | 12

#2032637 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:37

...and other fun microwave games. Sorry, had to do it.

By Sylverstone | 2

#2031287 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 01:24

At least you got great sex, OP.

banana_buddy | 6

#2031594 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 03:08

I was replying to another comment that got deleted in case anyone's wondering wtf I'm going on about.

By kyrarox | 0

#2031289 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 01:40

oh how lovely!

By chimpsndip | 0

#2031294 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 01:27

346th

By cancer27 | 2

#2031306 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 01:27

Looooooooool that's good thing all the hot girls now will know that ur great in bed :))

By boopityboppity | 10

#2031347 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 01:49

You can remove posts from your wall. Perhaps OP meant "status update," or perhaps it was just too late. Regardless, your girlfriend dropped the ball.

By llamagangster | 0

#2031351 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 01:39

Your mom is awesome.

By Loveheart | 0

#2031367 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 01:50

Maybe he was writing it about your mum?

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