Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
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Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
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Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
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nhi1221 9
That sucks bro. I think you should break up with her
Wakachulak 22
Hey, doesn't mean it was another guy! It could be a girl...
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nhi1221 9
That sucks bro. I think you should break up with her
TourettesGuyFTW 25
That sucks? Or do you mean the GF sucks? Perhaps you know more about the 'public display of affection' than you're letting on...
Sports_guy3 28
I hope you mean ex-girlfriend.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Well, my old school considered long handshakes PDA.
evilplatypus 38
35 - Yep. At my high school a quick shoulder hug between friends was PDA. The high school I worked at last year, we were just happy if the kids weren't having sex in the halls.
AninOnin 24
My middle school banned hugs, period. It even made national news.
Kamon97 23
Ya exactly OP it might not be as bad as you think she might've just gave someone a friendly hug and someone must've narced on the PDA police or something lol :p
j_729 18
48-My middle school doesn't care. The principle and assistant principle see it every day but don't do anything. Kissing and making out is pda at middle schools
omgitsmoe 26
#19 I just laughed soo hard that I'm coughing , thanks xD
alycion 38
I graduated in 94. Zero tolerance already reared its ugly head then. Hand holding, hugs and other ridiculous things were PDAs that brought detention and suspension with them. Zero tolerance means zero common sense. And I guess their policy worked well since there were only about a dozen girls knocked up in my graduating class of 100. Op, get the story first, then make your decision based on it. It's be a shame if it were something innocent and it blew up more then it already has.
jkmartinjk 16
Wow, people makeout at my school daily. I wish we had a ban on pda.
Nyx_fml 23
12 out of 100 means it worked well? What would be the average number of pregnant girls if it hadn't worked at all? o_O
LittleBastard 20
I think they were being sarcastic, Nyx.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I got a pda warning for hugging my best friend. Maybe it was a hug, or a handshake mistaken as them holding hands. Some schools are extremely strict.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
72 - remember that laughter is the best medicine, so keep laughing to help your cough, then laugh some more when you cough.
FreakoHolm 6
At my school, the first thing they taught us was that it was forbidden to have sex in class. So I guess out of class is just frowned upon.
vcapelo 19
Just dump her ass and move on!
michaelaranda 28
pda at my school means hugging. If I was op, I wouldn't break up with her just yet.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Exactly, 68. Holding hands was PDA back in my high school. It doesn't necessarily mean she was making out with guy or anything. I know just to **** with the teachers my buddy and I would skip down the hall holding hands. Some of them got a kick out of it while others just glared at us haha.
hannahsnyder69 16
Well, I think it's time to move on
ElricMustang 23
Yeah, it probably is. That's also a pretty stupid way to get caught cheating. Some people can't just wait until school is over to see their boyfriend/girlfriend?
Kamon97 23
Or find out what happened PDA at a school could just be as simple as a hug I wouldn't jump to conclusions that fast.
rockstar362 8
If the hug caused a PDA violation that is one hell of a hug the gf has with people. Not sure I'd be comfortable with that.
NeighSoulSister 6
93- For all we know, it could've been a simple side hug. Some schools are very strict about that sort of thing.
JMichael 25
Yikes, sorry OP. You can do better.
Fernando83 19
How do you know he can do better? Maybe this is as good as it gets for him. jk
mcm_3 16
Do I possibly detect a cheater?!?
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Yes, possibly.
Rainhawk94 27
The radar just overloaded
AKAR2521 4
thats obvious
CrazyGirlfriend 21
depends on the school's version of PDA. How strict is the school with the rules? is she completely straight and got caught hugging or holding hands with a female friend? I need more details before saying it is time to move on and say theyre a cheater.
Wakachulak 22
Hey, doesn't mean it was another guy! It could be a girl...
Enslaved 36
She kissed a girl and she liked it?
Wakachulak 22
For the OP, yes. For us, way funnier.
TheAspieDork 27
How would that be any better?
yoursucklives 36
what exactly is public display of affection? a kiss on the cheek or making out or holding hands? because i can understand that teachers don't want students to make out, but holding hands can't be that big of a deal, can it?
Cbethkid 15
It's usually passionate kissing/making out. At my school they don't care if they kiss the other before class and at buses, but if they get crazy they'll get into trouble.
flea_of_death 23
At my high school I got in trouble for being asleep on my boyfriends shoulder before class started O.o
DanielleinDC 33
Even so, this means she's holding hands or smooching someone who isn't her boyfriend.
evilplatypus 38
I teach and my old school's reasoning behind listing hand holding and hugging as PDA is that sometimes the receiver is uncomfortable with this but lacks the courage to say "no". If you make it a blanket rule for everyone, it protects those that can't protect themselves.
dawnimus 21
Humans are supposed to have physical contact, we go insane without it. I find banning holding hands somewhat draconian.
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
I was an aid in lower grades and my reason for no hugging is that it spreads head lice. lol I would hope that doesn't apply to high schools.
evilplatypus 38
75 - Lice can happen to everyone regardless of age, cleanliness, whatever.
mlc18 3
At my school we couldn't even high five. They actually gave us a seminar on how to correctly give air high fives and air hugs.
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
Yeah it happens, but little children don't care that they're spreading bugs around. In high school I assume that if one had head lice one would stay home and clear the problem up on their own without me having to call their parents.
skyttlz 32
In elementary school, my crush and I got suspended for PDA for having a pretend wedding at recess. We didn't kiss or even hold hands.
fluffywaspluka 7
#41, That logic is absured. That equates to banning water because SOMEONE may be alergic to said water.
AntiPrude 26
PDA rules are pathetic and actually really odd. I definitely wont be sending my future kids to a school that is stupid and conservative and lifeless enough to have such a intruding policy.
tckm1699 7
I don’t think my High School had any official rules but there were definitely teachers that didn’t like PDA. There was one in particular (he was kind of an ass) that told my boyfriend and I a couple times “no one wants to see that”. The first time my boyfriend gave me a quick kiss before we went to class and the second time he HUGGED me, again before class. The second time he actually said to the teacher “I’m just hugging her!” Because that one was uncalled for (there were a few times we deserved it, that was not one of them)
obnum 19
Maybe it was a hug? At my school we have a no hug rule.
ElricMustang 23
"Today, my boyfriend from a different school dumped me because he heard I got detention for public displays of affection. I just hugged my female friend in the hallway between classes. FML"
AntiPrude 26
@8 Wow I feel sorry for you, thats a sad reflection on humanity isnt it. Back when I had the girlfriend in highschool we purposely showed alot of 'affection' in front of teachers faces purely out of spite for the stupid intolerant crap rule.
perdix 29
What happens on campus, stays on campus ;) The new marketing slogan for public education.
perdix 29
#54, damn, I used to travel to Tulsa frequently and I don't remember a strip club called On Campus. I wish I had gone -- sounds hot!
GreatGeak 8
better to find out this way if you ask me, go get another girl and let her know it's over that way. :-)