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If I learned one thing from Stir Crazy, it's that dressing up as woodpeckers always works when robbing a bank.

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I first read it as rubbing a bank. I thought it was an odd thing to say, then I read it again and decided that the first way I read it made a better advice anyway.

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How do you come up with all of these puns? I picture you up all night writing material and being like "if someone posts about a bisexual werewolf, transformers, or umbrellas, I'm golden". Thanks for your originality though, most puns on here are older than Joan Rivers' original face.

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Haha, it's purely on the spot, I assure you! I absolutely adore puns, even stupid ones that just make you groan. So I really enjoy coming up with them. FML happens to be the perfect outlet for my punderage. I take it as a huge compliment that you enjoy it. c:

Go fishing (: I'm sure someone you know has to have a fishing rod if you don't. Food tastes better when you catch it anyways.

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There's a pretty polluted lake in the city near me. I bet the fish I catch there will not taste better than the store bought fish.

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Yea, I agree. I'd be surprised if I caught a living fish in the waters of the Bronx. I'd be even more surprised if it only had two eyes.

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Hey I'm by DC and we have the polluted Potomac river. I fish there and release but I have gone to clean lakes/ponds in the area and had the fish there and it tasted great. If there is absolutely no clean water sources around you then I feel bad for you and well I guess you are shit out of luck

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Beggars can't be choosers hmm well they shouldn't be. If he would rather starve than eat fish it's his choice.

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