By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 963
You deserved it 5 040

Same thing different taste

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LithFlavored 10

#1 has it right. you deserve better than that

Spider_Web 11

What she did was pretty ****** up. I'm surprised her superiors were only anal enough to suspend her. I would've hoped she'd be a little bit more screwed

Well, my co-worker smashed my other co-worker in the boss's office. If that's not enough, one of them was the son of the boss. It's like, 1+1= x^97•¥>9.01^12. (That's supposed to be complicated as ****.)

yourdepression 3

Think of it this way you are the smartest of your friends. That should be something to be happy about.

#66 complicated? You serious bro? The answers clearly, obviously, undoubtedly so epic, that it flabbergasts us all. A very unique and heralded answer. It's banana...

Shucks, I thought you were gonna say orange.

MTCoralReefer 10

yea suspended seems like a light punishment. now I know not to eat at burger king anymore ;-)

Even more of a twist op is the boss ;)

tpm45 25

Number one... Oh yes. Anyways, I hope you have a hot coworker, OP. As many have said, Karma's a bitch... You'd better hold to it. :p

PterodactylMan 23

A new leaf has sprouted on the tree of life

Op should just dump her. What a waste of time.

the world would be a better place if all the ***** dated all the man-****** and the nice people dated other nice people.

#84 and what, you're doing the separation into categories? got a *****-radar? do share!

Hopefully you aren't still together. Agreed with #1

You don't need a girlfriend who would do something llike that, time to find a new one

It is time she got suspended from the relationship, too. :P

Id be surprised if she WASN'T fired for doing that..don't you think

Damn, that really sucks... But at least you know. FYL op.

KiddNYC1O 20

Just curious... Where does she work?

Walmart of course. Or if watching crappy tv taught me anything, she works as a nurse in the ER.

assassinbanana0 20

I don't really think it matters in this FML. What matters is that OP's girlfriend cheated and he had to find out in such a way

Now I'm wondering... How did he find out? Did she really just come home and say, "Hey babe, I just got suspended for having sex with a coworker, so I'll be home for the rest of the week. How was your day?" Because that seems... odd.

Emily062611 6

I know my husbabd's coworkers and he knows a couple of mine so we'd probably find out something like that through coworkers. Or, for example my brother drives his girlfriend to work, so her boss has called him before to tell him she'll be getting off early. Maybe the boss called.

Emily062611 6

Hmm... I can't figure out how to edit my comment from my phone, but that should be "husband".

I'm sure there will be a happy ending for you if you forgive her. If you know what I mean

Because op totally wants what her co worker is getting right?

Spider_Web 11

Maybe OP can shoot for a threesome *wink wink*

Just no.. just don't type or speak again.

Allornone 35

Screwing someone at work only gets you a suspension? Good to know...

If it's the boss, you get a raise. Gotta know who to mess with.:P

Haha word #56, if you're going to dip your pen in company ink, you'd better do it right!