Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Seething jealousy
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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ballsacks33 17
Oh shit....
gracehi 31
So I take it you'll decline her request to be the maid of honor.
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ballsacks33 17
Oh shit....
Caitie_kid 8
Seriously. OP has an a-hole for a husband and a sister. The rest of her family must be shit heads too if they deem this acceptable.
graceinsheepwear 33
48, you spell out shit and not ass? Strange self-censoring.
Clioo_fml 17
Brings a new meaning to sister wives...
graceinsheepwear 33
62, I liked your comment but it had nothing to do with #1's comment. Putting it here was just shameless space jumping. Go back 3 spaces. Or 62 spaces.
TheCanucklehead 22
64...What? That makes zero sense
Shy_Anne 10
You have a ****** up sister
graceinsheepwear 33
72 I am saying that her comment was under the first comment as if it was a comment about 1's comment. Her comment was about the FML in general and she jumped it up to the first spot by pressing reply to 1, a thinly disguised and overused FML cheat tactic to get your comment near the top. much like 73 also.
Caitie_kid 8
Meh. It comes from my mom. She used to try not to swear and would say "oh sugar *****!" I guess it's just something that's kind of engrained. Lol
mnkristalyn 10
how could anyone think op deserved this?
michaelaranda 28
I dont think OP wants her husband. And sometimes divorces take long, my parents divorce lasted over 3 years. It still is kind of a shitty thing to do, but OP isnt the only person entitled to happiness. I might be wrong though.
bbambastic 16
Accidently hitting ydi instead of the other button
vipirius 18
95 When will people stop asking that question on EVERY SINGLE FML!
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@99, OP isn't the only person entitled to happiness, but she should expect decency from her sister, of all people. It would be at least a little painful to see your ex marrying anyone else in most cases, but to have them marry your sister? Family should be there for support in tough times, not making them tougher. OP has every right to be angry and upset. Sorry you've got such a shit sister, OP. Hopefully the divorce is finalized soon so you can get on with your life, without people like your ex or your sister in it. I hope the rest of your family has a bit more decency.
queerdragon 20
Of course she would not want her husband if he is cheating on her with the sister. Since we don't know the whole story, I am not going to condemn the sister to being a soulless **** and the husband for being an asshole of the worst kind. However, it is a shitty thing to do to date your sister's husband.
EmilianaLondon 14
That must really hurt OP! I guess we can assume what was going on while you were married...
sykokitti 15
She still is married
ColdplaySucks 18
I think 2 was implying before OP found out her ex is a douche bag & sister a ****.
EmilianaLondon 14
Okay, well before they were separated
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya your sister is a selfish **** op. im sorry. mine is the same way.
jesustitts 20
So, 84, Your sister is dating and planning to marry your husband before you two divorce?
starile 19
They must be in West Virginia
badluckross 21
I am so sorry for your loss.. But look at it as a gain since he obviously doesn't deserve you.
gracehi 31
So I take it you'll decline her request to be the maid of honor.
MrSassypants 33
New, cheesy, romantic comedy movie idea? "Sister Twister". Her husband is also her sister's new husband.
TheBrochure 22
#52 - What would that mean their kids' relationships to each other be?!
rockstar81 8
That is just disturbing...
GwylaFelidae 7
I was going to say that they would be genetically full-blooded siblings, but then I realized that that only applies if a pair of identical twins has children with another pair of identical twins... Or something like that.
skyttlz 32
They'd be half-siblings because of the same dad, and also cousins because the moms are sisters.
zawesomee 14
It's bad enough that your husband did this to you, but your own SISTER? damn. I'm so sorry, OP.
wonderfulrosie 13
I don't understand how people can be so greedy as to think of only their wants, especially when they hurt their own family. OP's sister sucks, as does her loser ex-husband.
corporatescoundr 25
Exactly what I was thinking #34... I couldn't even be with someone who was with one of my friends, let alone my brother.
BrookieAnn 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Love does not wait :( I sowy
evilplatypus 38
Your picture coupled with the "I sowy" makes me want to create another account JUST to thumb you down again.
Mossears133 15
Something tells me there is love lacking here. First, the sister's a total bitch, and if OP's ex-husband was willing to cheat on OP, he'd probably be willing to cheat on her sister. Also, I agree with 39. **** you and your 7th grader speak.
ShinedownLuv 14
That's not love, thats her sister being a bitch and her husband being a jackass.
aligater10 7
What a great sister...
Clioo_fml 17
Brings a new meaning to sister wives...
Simbaby 23
I'm sorry ): you'll find somebody !
BrandiLush 31
Technically she did find someone and he ****** her sister. I don't think OP is worried about finding someone else right now.
imabassist 23
Sounds like Secret life of the American Teenager.
Typicall 21
Your sister is a traiter. How can she do that?
Greybade 9
Must resist... correcting spelling dkejdlsnshod
Typicall 21
Traitor* happy?