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By joyful-not - / Monday 26 October 2009 02:27 / United States
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By  Intoxicunt  |  5

Your sister had a failed marriage already by 30. You're jealous? Try holding out for someone decent. Anyone can just go around marrying everyone who will give them the time of day. That's nothing to envy.

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"...He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird Singing off pitch but he knows every word Grabs him a girl and he holds on tight He’s chasing everything in sight..." Because when you're drunk, faces don't hurt

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  nonotme  |  0

I need a small, tight, pinchable ass and a decent chest to play with... but seriously, tell them to fuck off as its none of their goddamn business.

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  Intoxicunt  |  5

Well, since everyone is talking about the female body, I think I'll balance it out. I need some nice abs and pecs, a nice firm butt, gorgeous face, and of course the perfect, looooooong.... hair.

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Intoxicunt, don't forget the back. I love a nice ass and back. He also has to have great... hands. I was going to say moves, but if we are building the perfect sex god guy then it would be implied he knows how to use what the good lord gave him. And if he looked like you said, then he is a good lord indeed.

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  ManUpFucker  |  0

Crap, I hope you girls keep this to yourself. I really don't like tight pants or long hair and if this is the new in thing I might have to apologize for making fun of Pride and Prejudice to my cousin.

By  ireply_w_lyrics  |  0

"...My heart has a history Of hurtin' those who mean the most to me Before you get too close to me I think you oughta know While other hearts are holdin' on While other loves are growin' strong My heart has a history of lettin' go..."

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"Most relationships seem so transitory They're all good but not the permanent one Who doesn't long for someone to hold Who knows how to love you without being told Somebody tell me why I'm on my own If there's a soulmate for everyone.."

By  Intoxicunt  |  5

Your sister had a failed marriage already by 30. You're jealous? Try holding out for someone decent. Anyone can just go around marrying everyone who will give them the time of day. That's nothing to envy.

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  judgeymcjudge  |  0

Seconded! Why the hell would you be jealous of a thirty year old for already being divorced? Two guys have cried over their vows? Big deal. Doesn't mean shit when one of them ended up not being able to stand her.

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