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Today, my wife finally came home from deployment. Apparently, in the military she really built up some muscle. When she saw me at the airport, she picked me up like a baby and spun me around in her arms a few times. I'm a little scared of her now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38814) - you deserved it (9399)

On 03/04/2013 at 2:36am - love - by married to wonder woman (man) - United States (California)

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Dude? She came home.
Count your blessings.

#7 - On 03/04/2013 at 10:11am by BrotherTheo

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Theres strong, then there's army strong.

#4 - On 03/04/2013 at 10:11am by lilhellian

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