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Today, despite the fact of being together two years, and having a daughter, my fiancée still refuses to tell her parents about us. We're getting married in six months. FML

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On 03/02/2013 at 8:31am - love - by OhNo - United States (Virginia)

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How can they not know about your daughter?

#2 - On 03/02/2013 at 10:20am by littlemonster29

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There's only two explanations, her parents are super religious and strict or they're scientologists, I'd go with the latter.

#4 - On 03/02/2013 at 10:21am by Wizardo

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