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Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7490) - you deserved it (26446)

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Sounds to me like she did you a huge favour - she exposed him as a cheating fuckwad before you made the mistake of sleeping with him.

#1 - On 08/04/2012 at 8:10pm by DocBastard

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Did you know he had a girlfriend before this event? If so, YDI. If not, I'm sorry he put you in that spot and wasn't honest.

#5 - On 08/04/2012 at 8:15pm by Eorlas

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