Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML

by jackmehoffa / 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

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  • You call your hand, "Jill?" Good name I suppose. I call my fancy shower head, "Leo."

    #3 - On 04/03/2012 at 6:14pm by gracehi

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  • Explain it to your girlfriend if she's a keeper she'll understand. If she doesn't, you're probably better off with Jill. . .

    #4 - On 04/03/2012 at 6:14pm by mjoyn98

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