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Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML
You call your hand, "Jill?" Good name I suppose. I call my fancy shower head, "Leo."
Explain it to your girlfriend if she's a keeper she'll understand. If she doesn't, you're probably better off with Jill. . .
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014