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By jackmehoffa - 03/04/2012 18:10 - United States - Green Bay

Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By ameremanapparently - 26/03/2016 12:27 - United States - Carlisle

Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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By George - 15/01/2013 20:53 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

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By Hellosinglelife - 28/03/2013 22:35 - Trinidad and Tobago - Diego Martin

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

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Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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gracehi 31

Wednesday 4 April 2012 0:14

You call your hand, "Jill?" Good name I suppose. I call my fancy shower head, "Leo."

mjoyn98 1

Wednesday 4 April 2012 0:14

Explain it to your girlfriend if she's a keeper she'll understand. If she doesn't, you're probably better off with Jill. . .

Comments

zenrael 21

Wednesday 4 April 2012 6:19

I think you mean palmala handerson

perdix 29

Wednesday 4 April 2012 6:21

Jill really loves you. She'll wait patiently while you see how far you can get with this other girl. She's confident that you'll be cumming back to her. Almost cocky.

QuirkyCorgiLove 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:31

Lol! How... punny;D

abzz90 2

Wednesday 4 April 2012 6:44

Damn those euphemism, always get you in trouble.

jillerzzz 7

Wednesday 4 April 2012 7:39

I may have to have some words with my parents. Guess what my name is?

BrysGirl27 14

Wednesday 4 April 2012 7:42

Like Jack and Jill?...haha I get it

happyvocal 1

Wednesday 4 April 2012 10:18

ಠ_ಠ

pimpnainteasy 5

Wednesday 4 April 2012 7:42

I'm finding if you hold both hands down you can make lil jill

sonnyrosa 32

Wednesday 4 April 2012 8:13

Your girlfriend is kind of an idiot if she's never heard that joke before

kenzie20 6

Wednesday 4 April 2012 8:37

Yup, sounds about right. Girls tend to jump to conclusions and guys don't think before they make remarks.

QuirkyCorgiLove 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:36

Ehh. I think she was in the right though.. If you find what seems to be obvious proof, it would be hard to stay civil while you're feeling betrayed, belittled and hurt. So OP, you kinda deserve it. Of course, if she didn't listen to reason even if you tried to talk nicely to her about it, and tried to reassure her, then FYL.