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Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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On 12/21/2011 at 11:30am - love - by BGood (woman) - United States

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Should've said "you must have been the girl he cheated on me with."

#1 - On 12/21/2011 at 12:58pm by hippityhopp

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and that's when you say "no that was the name of your other girlfriend, remember? the one you cheated on me with?"

i'm sure his new girlfriend won't appreciate that.

#7 - On 12/21/2011 at 1:00pm by flockz

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