Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Da-da, dah, dah, dah! You’re lovin’ him! Your problems are far more serious than a pathological obsession with your ex-bf: you actually are drawn to the worst-tasting food in the fast-food industry!

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RichardPencil 30

Yes! Don’t think “stalker” — re-brand yourself as his “guardian angel.” Everyone needs a guardian angel.

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Dave_Davington 33

You should keep following him. That way, you'll get an opportunity to explain the situation sooner rather than later.

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bloopaloop 27

Keep it up! He’ll appreciate that you always have his back.

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RichardPencil 30

Yes! Don’t think “stalker” — re-brand yourself as his “guardian angel.” Everyone needs a guardian angel.

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RichardPencil 30

Da-da, dah, dah, dah! You’re lovin’ him! Your problems are far more serious than a pathological obsession with your ex-bf: you actually are drawn to the worst-tasting food in the fast-food industry!

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MannyWasHere 12

Looks like he’s trying to eat his pain away too!!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Eating your feelings isn't going to help, but if you must do that, at least pick something other than McDonald's. Even their ice cream sucks.

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Razell 13

Don't bury your feelings under food, they can climb; don't drown your feelings with alcohol, they can swim. Go to the gym or buy a heavy bag and punch them. ... get someone to teach you how to punch properly so that you don't break your hand.

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