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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

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By neverleavingthehouseagain - 08/12/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML

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By Daria_Weiner - 18/07/2011 18:23 - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 10:10 - Netherlands

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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hippityhopp 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:58

Should've said "you must have been the girl he cheated on me with."

beddington 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:03

No, should've said "this is your future", soon he won't remember you either."

Comments

tootsie68 22

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:28

Thats exactly why u should get over him and move on

21jason 9

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:31

And what an impression you made....

Snafuusmc 12

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:39

Don't worry that's why he's your EX!

clownphobia23 12

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:41

He probably said it to let the other girl know that he is 'totally over you' which, as far as we know, he could be lying. Don't be so hard on yourself, I've heard this story a million times!

ty1992_farmlife 12

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:47

He was jus beng an ass to you, so you would feel bad or make a scene. Hopefully you didn't, when you get a new bf do it to him lol

d_unsub 12

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:52

I don't think it was a mistake, maybe his new girlfriend is somehow jealous of you or afraid that you guys can get back together (cos 3 years is a long time) and he did that to try proof her that he already got over you

Daydreemdie 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:54

Wow what a prick or maybe he likes you still

perdix 29

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:57

That's the way a Stage 5 Clinger thinks.

Daydreemdie 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:59

Um...?

perdix 29

Wednesday 21 December 2011 20:35

If you think your ex calling you by the wrong name somehow means he still likes you, [JeffFoxworthy] you may be a redn..., er, stalker.[/JeffFoxworthy]

Daydreemdie 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 20:45

Lol it happened to me and yet my ex keeps stalking me :(

perdix 29

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:17

You may want to consult me for my sure-fire stalker repellent strategies.

downtime 12

Thursday 22 December 2011 2:58

He's experienced them all and ranked them based on effectiveness. The database is the most extensive I've ever seen with over 80,000 entries and theres even an app for it. That said, the video and images can be somewhat...unnerving.