Love, Friends, Awkward and My ex: Sharing is caring

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 089

You deserved it 82

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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You deserved it 3 943

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 746

Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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You deserved it 85

By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 851

Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 428

You deserved it 3 304

By Betrayed - 27/08/2012 06:11 - United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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You deserved it 2 423

That one annoying friend

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML

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You deserved it 135

By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 810

You deserved it 2 628

She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 255

You deserved it 1 398

Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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You deserved it 4 549

jc1015 25

Sunday 8 August 2021 11:00

hopefully she didn't know he was your boyfriend and she dumps him too.

Ambrily 27

Sunday 8 August 2021 20:19

You must be new around here. Richard Pencil is kind of an institution, on FML.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 August 2021 2:17

Are you the one gunning to become a crazy cat lady? And if so, how did you change your capitalization? What?!?! Don't you want to know?

SirSteamLocomotive 9

Sunday 8 August 2021 5:06

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

BatCatTaco 13

Sunday 8 August 2021 5:21

I guess you are new here.... and... who's being the troll here?

angeleyes0724 10

Sunday 8 August 2021 16:44

Your first day on the internet I see 🤣🤣🤣

Ambrily 27

Sunday 8 August 2021 20:19

You must be new around here. Richard Pencil is kind of an institution, on FML.

ChipBoundary 9

Monday 9 August 2021 8:22

It's called sarcasm and hyperbole. Also, Mr. Pencil is a legend around here. He's doing God's work!

jc1015 25

Sunday 8 August 2021 11:00

hopefully she didn't know he was your boyfriend and she dumps him too.

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Today, I was having a chat with a fellow veteran I bumped into at a car show. He ended the conversation by turning to my dad and saying, "you're lucky to catch a young honey like this." Then went on to ask if we'd tried anal yet. FML

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