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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

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By neverleavingthehouseagain - 08/12/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML

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By Daria_Weiner - 18/07/2011 18:23 - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 10:10 - Netherlands

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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hippityhopp 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:58

Should've said "you must have been the girl he cheated on me with."

beddington 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:03

No, should've said "this is your future", soon he won't remember you either."

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MrsVicious 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:03

He did it on purpose.

iBluePancake 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:10

Should've said your name was steve and acted like a guy.

shizuma_fml 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:23

Oh no that's not my name that's that girl you introduce me to last week that blonde big boobs you say was you girlfriend

luckoirish14 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:45

Means he was cheating and probably still is on this girl better off without that pos

beachdenakis 1

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:48

This isn't really an fml this is like an "I'm jealous"

foxmatrix15 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 1:33

This is a saying that goes with anything. "outta sight..outta mind". Live and learn it and move on

Zacisaurus 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 2:19

It's probably because his current girlfriend is jealous of you and he lied about your name to avoid getting yelled at. I've been in a similar pinch.

brady13 2

Thursday 22 December 2011 4:54

Ha ha

raggyone1 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 4:54

huh he such a dick face huh!?!?

StalinsHeir 1

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:21

I assume you dumped him? Get over it. Why would he need to remember your name? He's obviously moved on.

stupidisntcute 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:19

Exactly!!

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