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Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33980) - you deserved it (4015)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:29pm - love - by MrOh - Canada (British Columbia)

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Make a fake horoscope and make it say that you have to be your husband's slave and do whatever he says

#2 - On 08/09/2011 at 4:23pm by bthomas0319

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Then dont talk to her for one day.

#1 - On 08/09/2011 at 4:23pm by kaylynheartsyou

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