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Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52395) - you deserved it (4465)

On 04/26/2009 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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how did you know he was going to propose if he didn't get around to it...

#10 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:47pm by au8r3yr0ss1

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When he recovers... he'll be your fiance.
Imagine telling this to your kids!

Whoever is #9 is sexy.

#9 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:47pm by EffinWhosLife

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