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Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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On 05/30/2009 at 8:48am - kids - by Jess (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Yeah YDI for talking like that around your 5 year old

#4 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:02pm by xScarletx

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Why are you bad-mouthing people like that at all, let alone in front of a five-year-old? Really, it says more about your own insecurities...

#8 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:06pm by Broc

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