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Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6246) - you deserved it (46675)

On 05/30/2009 at 8:48am - kids - by Jess (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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