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Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML

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On 08/17/2014 at 2:15am - kids - by you ripped them off ages ago (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

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One type of vasectomy I guess...

#1 - On 08/17/2014 at 9:13am by Damafia

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Hey, whoever said the pain of childbirth had to be one-sided? She's just trying to share the load, OP. You shared your load with her, after all.

#6 - On 08/17/2014 at 9:19am by Baustigt

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