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Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (2988)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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