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Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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I usually don't do this, but anti-social behaviour and avoidance of physical contact can be signs of autism.

Now before anyone jumps on me, I'm not making any diagnosis here. I'm only saying they are signs that something deeper MAY be going on. Ok, now you may flame the shit out of me.

#29 - On 07/16/2011 at 1:50pm by DocBastard

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I already satisfied his "hug" needs.

#7 - On 07/16/2011 at 1:42pm by FMLandurstoo

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