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Today, my 6 year old granddaughter was sitting on my lap playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die can I have that one?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48379) - you deserved it (2587)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:16am - kids - by itswhateverr (woman) - United States (New York)

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