Kids: Gold digger

Gold digger

By itswhateverr - 03/05/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old granddaughter was sitting on my lap, playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die, can I have that one?" FML

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By AddictiveAddicted - 29/06/2015 02:02 - United States - Denver

Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML

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By me! - 25/03/2021 17:01

Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML

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You deserved it 180

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 02:01

Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML

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You deserved it 170

By blah! - 08/12/2013 13:19 - United States - Newington

Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

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You deserved it 4 105

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 00:01

Today, my 6 year-old son came up to me and asked "Dad, when you're dead, will you give me your wallet ?" FML

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You deserved it 120

My precious

By machismo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 478

You deserved it 45 874

By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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You deserved it 8 883

By off the family - 17/06/2018 20:30

Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 442

You deserved it 395

By Anon. - 28/03/2009 08:07 - United States

Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 734

You deserved it 14 593

By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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You deserved it 9 651

philadelphianus 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:41

sometimes say things like that to my mom but i'm old enough that she knows i'm not entirely serious.. you should give it to her when you die and it'll mean the world to her and she'll remember how she wanted it since she was a little girl

esagalyn 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:41

Hahaha that is just too funny. Don't take it too hard, little girls love shiny sparkly things.

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Ubruntu 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 16:37

The answer is no.

tss22h8 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 16:43

I wonder if this is the same girl who wanted to know what would happen if both her parents died.

BamxBitch 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 16:43

Hahaha! I used to do the same thing to my grandma when I was a kid.

soiree_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 16:44

that's ****** up that someone taught her to ask for stuff you should tell her that you'll be buried with all your possessions

watchnlearn 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 16:44

Same with #45, it's nothing personal. She's just admiring your jewelry, and wants it. She's not actually wishing you'll die.

had_a_bad_day 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 16:58

Did you say yes?

Uzumaki_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:04

You should have bunched her, right in the epidermis.

nooneelse 7

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:05

Xex... Little kids at age of 5-9 are big trouble. They never watch their mouth and only think of their own personal gain, well I see it is inevitable to overcome it because I guess it is affection of the modern world. Let's hope that when she will get older she would understand how stupid it was, and never would repeat the same mistake. Keep up, don't worry she is just a kid.